A newly wed couple were on vacation. They have driven a very far way and it was getting late, so they decided that it would be Prudent to find a hotel to stay at for the night. Upon finding a suitable hotel They entered and found the clerk at his desk reading quietly to himself. They asked for a room and the Clerk Responded "We only have one room available tonight, and it is right beside some train tracks, So if you folks don't mind the ruckus You are welcome to rent it out." The couple Decide that the train can not be too terrible, so they check out the room. They both go up and look at the room. It is satisfactory to the both of them. The Man decides that he will go Get some Ice from the Ice machine on the other side of the hotel. As soon as he leaves the room The woman Decides that she would like to try out the bed. As soon as she sits down VROOM!!!! A train comes by and the vibrations are so violent that they knock her off the bed. She gets up and trys again...VROOM!!!! it happens again, always as soon as she sits down. She trys a few more times before deciding that it has gone on long enough and goes down to show the clerk the anomaly she has just discovered. She goes down and gets him, brings him up to the room and tells him her story. He says "Well I will have to see this to believe it". So she proceeds to lay on the bed with the clerk standing by the bed inspecting her intently.

Just then the husband Walks in.

The clerk says
"Would you believe I'm waitin' for a train?"